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God's Punch-Line: Israel, Iran and the Embarrassment of a Theocracy
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God's Punch-Line: Israel, Iran and the Embarrassment of a Theocracy

What if Israel didn’t just bomb Iran’s nukes—but its sense of permanence?

No invasions. No occupations. No “Mission Accomplished” banners.

Just:

  • 🎯 Surgical airstrikes on sacred bunkers

  • 😵‍💫 Khamenei looking like a confused antique

  • 🧨 IRGC paranoia exploding louder than the bombs

  • 🧃 TikTok insurgents doing what sanctions never could

  • 🐊 Croaky with a clown nose and a plan

We’re not advocating for war.
We’re proposing humiliation as foreign policy—with WiFi as the weapon and memes as the munitions.

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