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The Dollar’s Last Adult: Jerome Powell vs. the Rate Cut Parade
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The Dollar’s Last Adult: Jerome Powell vs. the Rate Cut Parade

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Apr 17, 2025
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Let me begin, if I may, by marveling at a certain irony so pungent, so glistening with karmic sheen, it almost deserves its own chair at the Economic Club of Chicago.

Donald Trump — a man whose understanding of macroeconomics hovers somewhere between an libertarian twitter dm chat and a gut feeling at 2 AM after too many McDonalds cheeseburgers — is once again demanding that Jerome Powell bail him out from his own unforced error.

And Powell — soft-spoken, methodical, and as allergic to theatrics as Trump is addicted to them — is refusing. Not with drama. Not with insults. But with something far more dangerous to populist fantasy: competence.

🎩 Monetary Diplomacy in an Age of Screaming

On Wednesday, Powell gave what can only be described as a not so quiet masterclass in central bank statecraft — that was in fact the subtle art of keeping the global financial system from interpreting your president as a lunatic.

Speaking at the Economic Club of Chicago — before a room of adults who understand things like debt maturities and inflation anchors — Powell reaffirmed what financial markets have been desperately hoping to hear:

“We will never be influenced by political pressure… We do what we do.”

This was not a policy announcement. It was a stabilizing signal — a message to the dollar market, the bond market, the IMF, the PBOC, the ECB, and every trembling pension fund in Europe:

“Ignore the man yelling on social media. The Federal Reserve is still intact.”

📉 The Background: A Market on Edge

In case you've been too busy trying to decipher Trump’s latest “ALL CAPS” declaration about 245% tariffs on China or whatevevr imaginary number we’re throwing out there today, here's the situation:

  • Yields surged this week, with the 10-year Treasury touching levels that normally signal war, default, or economic crackup.

  • Foreign investment fled U.S. debt markets, concerned that Trump’s use of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to launch a universal tariff was a prelude to stagflation and monetary chaos.

  • Inflation fears returned, not because of Fed mistakes — but because of executive volatility.

The world wasn’t afraid of Powell. It was afraid Powell would lose or worse fold.

🧠 Why Powell’s Words Mattered

When Powell said he’d ignore political pressure, he wasn’t just talking to Chicago.

He was talking to:

  • Sovereign bondholders in Japan

  • Reserve managers in Frankfurt

  • Traders in London and Singapore

  • And every Bank and American holding a mortgage that’s paying attention

He was saying:

“We will not cut rates to paper over a political stunt. We are not going to stimulate the economy just because tariffs are choking it. If Trump wants to blow up trade, he’ll own the damage.”

This is what adults call monetary diplomacy — using your institution’s credibility to prevent a political crisis from becoming a currency crisis. This is in fact the importance of institutions in the face of populism and demagougery.

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🎪 And What If Trump Gets His Way?

Let’s imagine, for the sake of argument, that Powell caves. Trump gets what he wants:

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