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The Byron Donalds Ventriloquist Act: Lip Syncing His Way to the Governor’s Mansion

The Byron Donalds Ventriloquist Act: Lip Syncing His Way to the Governor’s Mansion

The Puppet Who Thinks He’s a Statesman

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Jan 29, 2025
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One should always be wary of men who mistake proximity to power for the possession of it. Byron Donalds, a congressman of stunning mediocrity, is presently engaged in a political masquerade, attempting to convince Floridians that he is not merely a lingering shadow of Donald Trump but an entity of substance in his own right. It is an unconvincing act, a…

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