The Ballad of Cocaine Mitch

The Long Game and a Conservative Titan’s Final Chapter

Dec 11, 2024

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I often push back against attacks on Mitch McConnell because of all the things the conservative cause and it’s populist reactionary twin MAGA claims to be its goals. It is a lonely post, this hill where I stand, planting my flag in defense of Mitch McConnell whenever he’s attacked for his alleged “betrayals. McConnell—a man whose visage is less carved f…

The Ballad of Cocaine Mitch

The Long Game and a Conservative Titan’s Final Chapter

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